Captain’s Log: Let History Judge Me

Posted: 17th March 2012 by Alex Amiot in Adobe Illustrator
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Viking Ship Celebration Jump Ship Overboard

Not Lake Sakakawea - Made in Adobe Illustrator by Alex Amiot

Captain’s Log:  Day 86, The cook tried goulash again today.  The name isn’t very fitting as the dish is quite delicious.  Well, not really.  It’s not really delicious.

Captain’s Log:  Day 87, We’re almost to Winnipeg.  I can’t wait for Celebrations.  I hope the dinner theatre has a swashbuckling theme.  All this sailing makes me feel downright piratey.

Captain’s Log:  Day 89, I can’t believe I didn’t write an entry in the Captain’s Log yesterday.

Captain’s Log:  Day 90, Today my skipper jumped ship with his fiancée.  I think they might be swimming back to Pembina.  Their loss.  I’ll be eating their ration of Mackintosh’s Mack Toffee for my second breakfast.

Captain’s Log:  Day 91, I can see Winnipeg on the horizon.  Lord Roberts regretfully informed me just a moment ago that the crew’s theme party host jumped ship at the very same moment the engaged couple mentioned in yesterday’s log took the plunge.  I didn’t even see it happen – my back was to the reckless theme party host.  I was tending to important business.  That is, I was smooching it up with my wife on the mast’s crossbeam.  That’s a pretty good excuse.  History will be my judge.