Not Lake Sakakawea - Made in Adobe Illustrator by Alex Amiot
Captain’s Log: Day 86, The cook tried goulash again today. The name isn’t very fitting as the dish is quite delicious. Well, not really. It’s not really delicious.
Captain’s Log: Day 87, We’re almost to Winnipeg. I can’t wait for Celebrations. I hope the dinner theatre has a swashbuckling theme. All this sailing makes me feel downright piratey.
Captain’s Log: Day 89, I can’t believe I didn’t write an entry in the Captain’s Log yesterday.
Captain’s Log: Day 90, Today my skipper jumped ship with his fiancée. I think they might be swimming back to Pembina. Their loss. I’ll be eating their ration of Mackintosh’s Mack Toffee for my second breakfast.
Captain’s Log: Day 91, I can see Winnipeg on the horizon. Lord Roberts regretfully informed me just a moment ago that the crew’s theme party host jumped ship at the very same moment the engaged couple mentioned in yesterday’s log took the plunge. I didn’t even see it happen – my back was to the reckless theme party host. I was tending to important business. That is, I was smooching it up with my wife on the mast’s crossbeam. That’s a pretty good excuse. History will be my judge.
